I read that Newt Gingrich wants to profile and discriminate against Muslims in order to ward off potential terrorist attacks. I say he is on to something. We have a lot of history to back up that there are Muslim terrorists out there. Obviously that means we have to racially profile Muslims. I mean, just because there are millions and millions and millions of peaceful non-violent Muslims in the world, and in this very country, does not take away from the fact that the word terrorist has become synonymous with "Muslim".

In fact, I say we take Newt's plan even farther. Profile and keep off of airplanes Irish Catholics. Because anyone with any knowledge of the IRA knows that there are some bloody (sorry) violent Irish Catholics out there.

Guess that means no more flights for Bill O'Reilly or any of the Kennedy family. I guess comedian Denis Leary is on the No Fly list now.

Then of course we need to eliminate the Christians' ability to fly, because there's a well established history of Christian violence in the world.

Eventually we should just get rid of the Airline industry, and any international trains and buses.

Then we'll be safe, for sure.